Martial Arts con't

In continuing with the theme from my last post...
I think these will be my next "big" purchase:

Amazon.com
I could really stalk and kill zombies ninja-style then.

I'm hoping to get some more firearms training in before the summer is up. However, I either need to come out with the cash to rent a spot on the firing range, or find an isolated backwoods where no one can hear my gunshots...