Thursday, June 22, 2006

Immoral? I say practical!

So this is a horrible, immoral thing to say, but here goes:
After the zombie uprising there are some people (whom shall remain nameless) that I will, no doubt, have to put down, because they are a new member of the zombie horde. I will probably derive some pleasure from doing this, or at the very least, satisfaction. Does this make me a horrible person? Probably...

However, I believe that part of surviving the necropalypse is taking joy in the small things. This could take the form of stopping to smell the flowers, enjoying the occasional well-cooked meal, or decapitating the zombified jerk that laughed at you in English class in 6th grade during your presentation of Edgar Allen Poe's "the Raven".

So, Advice of the Day: Take joy in the little things, because that may be all you have in an undead world.


Anonymous Slash said...

As with everything, the Simpsons says it best:

Bart - "Dad! You shot zombie Flanders!"

Homer - "He was a zombie?"

8:52 PM  

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