Pickled Zombies

For those of you not in south eastern Wisconsin, we got a dusting of snow over black ice coupled with sub-zero temperatures. All of this made for disastrous driving. One notable accident consisted of a salt truck that flipped on its side, spilling salt all over the interstate.


So in continuation with my thought-process from the last post, I was wondering if this abundance of salt might contribute to the unnatural (extra unnatural) preservation of the undead menace during the winter. Are we inadvertently laying the tracks for pickled zombies?