That time of the year
It is the wonderful time of the year, Spring! Of course this would be the season when zombies thaw out and again present themselves as a moaning menace. Luckily, this is also gardening season, so preparations can be made.
How will gardening prevent the zombie menace? The obvious answer is to start laying plans for a vegetable garden so that you have a readily available food source in the event of the apocalypse. However, the more immediate answer is weapons! As I've pointed out before, your locally owned hardware store (or Home Depot, if you live in big-box land) has a marvelous selection of potential weapons, most of them related to gardening that available in stores now. For example, I'm feeling that a spade might not be a bad thing to have around.
So go to your local hardware store, handle some of the "tools", and start preparing your armory.
How will gardening prevent the zombie menace? The obvious answer is to start laying plans for a vegetable garden so that you have a readily available food source in the event of the apocalypse. However, the more immediate answer is weapons! As I've pointed out before, your locally owned hardware store (or Home Depot, if you live in big-box land) has a marvelous selection of potential weapons, most of them related to gardening that available in stores now. For example, I'm feeling that a spade might not be a bad thing to have around.
So go to your local hardware store, handle some of the "tools", and start preparing your armory.
posted by Melissa at 9:23 PM
2 Comments:
Ace Hardware, not home depot.
Excellent point.
The blog has been changed to be more supportive of local businesses that are usually more receptive to aiding civilians in protecting themselves against the zombie threat.
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